Tag Archives: The Real Housewives of New Jersey

The Grand Experiment

Anne tries out a new voice, Oven Settings on the Sinai, The Age Prevention Game, Keep Your Shirt On, Seeing Grandma, Does CBS Really Care and When do you Shvitz? Also: She Has Such A Beautiful Face™, More Sarcastic Food, THE SAME NECKLACE, Capitalizing on momentary fame to kickstart your porn career, IN or ON and More Questions About Turkey. Plus: Finding Stuff in Brewster,  100 Ramen Burgers, Bad Infomercials, Ham Toss Etiquette™, News From the Dunes™ and PARENTING FAILS.

Poutine, Gay Milk and the Mystery Monkey

The New Car: Part 2, The Canadian Language Police, Driving with Poutine (ick), St. Petersburg’s Anti-Gay Laws, Why Women Should NOT be allowed to vote and buying Joe Biden a new Trans Am. Plus: The Mystery Monkey of St. Petersburg (the other one), Real House Husband Joe Guidice does stupid things, News From the Dunes™ and a very Special Bird Report™.

Songs include: Here by the Water

A Wolf In Mouse Clothing

Immediately after Michael recovers from the shock of discovering that Summer is menacingly crashing to a close, this happens: A Random Drive-By Shooting in Glasgow, West Virginia (Montana), The Stupidity that is Hitchhiking, Gran-Ma-Donna has No Fear™, Free Speech™ is questioned and Anne and Michael pursue the ferocious Grasshopper Mouse™. Also: Happy Birthday Lindsay (and others), the Educational part, Stop Your Stupid Cheering, The Real Housewives of New Jersey™ (of Bravo™), Your Vodka From a Hole in the Wall™, Listener Letters™ and News From The Dunes™. Plus: The Bird Report™ and BEAR!™

Songs Include: All The Young Dudes