The Birthday Review, an Indian McDonald’s can’t count their nuggets, A York (Canada, NOT Pennsylvania nor England) Tax Scam, Hammer Jam, Trying to get to Disneyland, and Anne takes the Concorde. Also: A Landlord Discriminating against Curry, Getting your junk shot at your bachelor party, driving your lawn mower drunk, Blowing a 2.5 Breathalyzer test, An H. Alan Scott update, On the Lanai, and getting thrown under the bus.
Medical Stories! The Airy-Fairiest-New-Agey Chiropractor, Spinal Stenosis and Summer Fatigue. Plus: Pictures of Michael, Getting Stuck in a Storm Drain for $20, Fortune Cookies, Scratch Tickets, How To Win the Lotto, The Bird Report™ and News From the Dunes™. Also: A SPECIAL EVENT We are presented You Are There: The Sentencing of Charles I courtesy of Michael’s Midnight Matinee!
Steve Bluestein is on the show! Steve’s new book, 49 1/2 Shades of Blue, Stein is earning rave reviews! Anne and Steve talk books, theater and Russian Ancestry. Also: Yet more Olympics, Camels, Mesopotamian Art, More Naked at McDonald’s and How to get out of trouble. Plus, News From the Dunes™ and Talk about The Wire.
What to Bring, CATS, The Spy Stork™, The Anne Levine Show Special Report: Ham Toss 2013 The Animation, McDonald’s Pink Slime Burger, The Ramen Burger and Anne Shares Her Recipe for Baked Zucchini. Plus: George Zimmerman loses his wife (and maybe his mind), Dead Guys, 9/11 and News From the Dunes™.
Anne tries out a new voice, Oven Settings on the Sinai, The Age Prevention Game, Keep Your Shirt On, Seeing Grandma, Does CBS Really Care and When do you Shvitz? Also: She Has Such A Beautiful Face™, More Sarcastic Food, THE SAME NECKLACE, Capitalizing on momentary fame to kickstart your porn career, IN or ON and More Questions About Turkey. Plus: Finding Stuff in Brewster, 100 Ramen Burgers, Bad Infomercials, Ham Toss Etiquette™, News From the Dunes™ and PARENTING FAILS.
NEW DRINKING GAME? WHAT? Birthdays, Weather, Mom & 50 Shades of Grey, “Stick” and saying goodbye to the wonderful Vinny Levine. Also: Foreign McDonalds (ICK), Mormons, Religious Accessories™ and Judicial Retardation™. Plus: All Kinds of Terrible Problems, SCULPTURE, The Pottery Bush, Lou’s Suede Loincloth & Bible Sandals and News From the Dunes™
Songs include: Propaganda
Happy New Year! The first show of the decade! Yay!
Michael is an idiot and leaves his cell phone on in the studio (he’s got a little fairy ring tone). Anne and Michael talk about Sir Isaac Newton and his alleged birthday, Kate calls after a “devastating” poetry reading, there’s some dicsussion about the surname, “Ayscoff”, South Carolina shows its collective brilliance once again by offering Chik-Fil-A coupons for wearing your seatbelt, McDonald’s still thinks they are serving “food” (we disagree) and a dating site bans 5,000 subscribers for gaining weight over the holidays. We also discuss the film, “The Hangover”.
Music by such celebrated performers as Shawn McDonald, David Carradine and George Takei (not together) and the song, “Fatso” by The Story.