Jimmy the Marmot bites the Mayor, Cape Cod Winter Polish™, The Grammys, Nicki Minaj loves Katy Perry’s breasts and Sam Smith is fat. Also, The Whistle Register, Mariah Carey, The Cupcake Girl, Saturday Night Live, KANYE IS SUCH A JERK AGAIN. Plus SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.
Dansons la capucine, The Grammy’s (HORRIBLE), Best and Worst Dressed, Gotcha and What College Should Anne have gone to? Also: I Couldn’t Find the Boston Market, Olympic Wardrobes, Hand Grenades and the Bank Required a Note From Mom. Plus: Where did Anne go, Auntie Frenchy talks to Michael and News From the Dunes™
It’s a big show tonight on The Anne Levine Show Starring Michael Hill. In addition to Dylan Brody (Purveyor of Fine Words and Phrases™), tonight’s show includes: A Newly “crowned” King (Bishop-Pedophile Eddie Long), School Lunches, Super Bowl Opinions and a Fond Farewell to Helen Goolishian. Also: An Anne Levine Show Contest, What Cape Cod is NOT and a REALLY BAD American Idol audition. Plus: News From The Dunes™. Also: Bad Kidnapping Ideas.
Songs Include: Tuna, the Food of My Soul and I’ll Be Seeing You
Anne and Michael throw caution to the wind and crank up the wayback machine all the way back to some time last year when we did a show like this. But, and I must insist, this is not that same show. This one is brand new. It’s like a whole different program that’s also not the same as the other ones. Plus: Martin Luther King Jr., Usual Activities, That damned Angelina Jolie, Relevance, What the people wore, Jean (not just sayin’) and the best thing to give to Mom. Also: Various Addictions and News From The Dunes™.
Songs Include: TeeBowie and River
April wraps up with Anne and Michael conversing about The Lovely Bones, Hugo Alfredo Tale-Yax (a TRUE hero), the incredibly odd practice of Creative Grooming, the Madonna episode of Glee and Anne’s favorite story of all time. Plus, wierd crime news, Steven Hawking believes in aliens and Bret Michaels has a hemhorrage.
Songs included: Manhattan and 4 Minutes.