The Beautiful Event that was Lindsay and Marc’s wedding at the Hotel Syracuse, Happy Birthday America, Some of ya’ll need to go home, Coffee Snobbery, Anne sets other people (weaklings) crying, Things that are Great, Short Corn, Michael Loses ALL OF THE THINGS (UPDATE: Things have been found), and the Sliced Cheese Incident™. Plus: A HUGE LOSER goes to the beach, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and The Bird Report™.
This week’s Big Sports Show™ features Serena and Venus Williams (Serenus), their Mom, “Wig” Williams and their sisters, “Ghetto” & “Precious” Williams. Plus: People who suck, Independence Day and an Update on Tante Elaine! Also: Wimbledon and American Girls kick ass in The World Cup.
BUSY week! God is punishing Cape Cod for some reason, Miguel upends the show, President Obama delivers, Sanctuary, Love is Love™ and Anne promises not to say anything more about it for three minutes. Plus: Happy Independence Day, The Leap Minute, Patriot Place, The Nerve Block Update™ and Chuck Woolery is greasy. Or IS he?