Happy birthday Anne Levine and EVERYBODY ELSE in the universe! Plus: Current Events, Politics, Summer Time, BAD Restaurant Policy, Straight Outta Egypt, Going Places and The Giant Inflatable Swan. Also: Pokemon Stupidity, The thing about Records and Michael the Forgetter™.
BUSY week! God is punishing Cape Cod for some reason, Miguel upends the show, President Obama delivers, Sanctuary, Love is Love™ and Anne promises not to say anything more about it for three minutes. Plus: Happy Independence Day, The Leap Minute, Patriot Place, The Nerve Block Update™ and Chuck Woolery is greasy. Or IS he?
Anne’s got things to do, Making an Emergency Appointment, In Our 9th Year, Ronna & Beverly give really bad ADVICE, disgusted, dismayed and Flula Borg. Plus: Just exactly what IS Chopped salad?
Almost buying a car, excavating your lobster, SARCASTIC FOOD and HAM TOSS 2013! The “Mom Section,” Blanch, David Wallaces’ Perfect 10, HAVE A SANDWICH and The Linden Singers tell us the Odds which Sinners are getting. Also: Lily Tomlin, Boy Man Boy, Not Going in Toys of Eros, Carlos Danger vs Michael Mustache, “Other” rashes, Natural pickles, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™. Plus: Marc Maron Apologizes!
NEW DRINKING GAME? WHAT? Birthdays, Weather, Mom & 50 Shades of Grey, “Stick” and saying goodbye to the wonderful Vinny Levine. Also: Foreign McDonalds (ICK), Mormons, Religious Accessories™ and Judicial Retardation™. Plus: All Kinds of Terrible Problems, SCULPTURE, The Pottery Bush, Lou’s Suede Loincloth & Bible Sandals and News From the Dunes™
Songs include: Propaganda
Marc Maron can’t handle the truth (or even acknowledge it), A Rachel Sighting in P-Town, Saturday with a “Hollywood Hack”™ and the Ever Lovely Bunhead™ and Joanie comes to town. Also: More Florida insanity, Short Songs, What happens when Andy Wins, Hitler Fried Chicken (No kidding), Being Horrified and Where’s my scallops? Plus: Pope Francis drives a Focus, Edward Snowden is still an idiot, FAKE FISH, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.
Songs include: Her Majesty
Filling in at the station, Cinco de Mayo, HI RANDY, Chris Christie pisses PETA off, 60,000 bees by your bedroom and If You’re Touched By Angels, you’re going to prison. Also: Rick Shapiro Medical Update, Jed shucks clams and PARTY AT JULIEN’S. Plus: News From the Dunes™
This is the very most up-to-date show we could do on such short notice. Anne and Julien share a secret, The List™, The Mary Lou Controversy, It’s Only Funny To Me™ AND it’s better than stupid. Also: Is Puerto Rico really worth the trip? Plus: SAD, Flushing all the toilets at once, Macaron, Offal Importance and News From The Dunes™.
SPECIAL! THIS SHOW ONLY! We say nothing about sports. Not even one moment.
Songs Include: Psycho Killer
We’re celebrating LIFE tonight on the Anne Levine Show with Kate Carter of Life Chronicles, a not for profit company that helps families heal and connect by videotaping the life stories of elderly family members or seriously ill loved ones. Anne and Kate discuss the mission, the benefits and the future of this important work. Also: Anne is in a fancy mood, Christmas (yay.), Michael hears from his son in Afghanistan (YAY!), pornaments (Yes, PORNaments), Dylan Brody talks about a Jewish “Christmas” and Listener letters™. Plus: How technology has evolved, buying gifts for Mom, a Cape Cod Turkey is “pardoned”, Christmas-ites and News From The Dunes™.
Songs include: The Afterlife and Once in a Lifetime
From birthday parties to Straw Polls, this past week has been at least memorable and The Daring Duo™ take no prisoners discussing Tourists, Bad Summer Weather™, Screaming Billy, Julien Havard’s Provincetown show, The Republicans Debate, The Ames Straw Poll and Garrison Keillor (of course). Also: The Chelsea Hotel closes, Anne pulls teeth. Plus: News from the Dunes™, Cape Cod’s Prescription Drug Problem™, Sylvia’s Mother and Michael teaches the world about Shel Silverstein.
Songs include: Sylvia’s Mother and London Calling