This week in the news: David Letterman, Mickey Rooney, John Pinette and President Obama. Also: Getting a manicure, Shaloha™, News From the Dunes™, The Bird Report™ and some special moments from Michael’s Midnight Matinee™! Plus: Thanks for noticing and A KY TATTOO.
This could be the BEST SHOW EVER: Jesus’ shirt size, Sempronius, One way to quit smoking (not advised), Richard Branson cross dresses and eating icky stuff. Also: “Johnny Coch”, Flying cars, The Sophie’s Choice Pick-Me-Up, Rubio wants Nobody to Resign and getting tasered in Sandwich. Plus: News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.
This show originally aired in September of 2009 and is (obviously) an historically important rebroadcast of some of the most supremely fine moments of this (or any) show: Anne had a “thing”, going “down the road”, amazing weather, Michael discusses his big problem, naughty words in Tennis, more Tennis stuff, Joe Wilson says You Lie, Things Down South Carolina Way, letters to the Pope, Bible stuff and Kanye does something really stupid. Also: Haute Tatoos.
Songs include: Church and Al Otro Lado Del Rio
Is summer on the way out? What’s the best food for summer entertaining? Do kids like lobster bakes? Is Lindsay Lohan paying attention to Merle Haggard? Does “Jewish Money” taint an election? What is the religion of the Tea Party? Is a perfect butt worth dying for? These and many other fundamental questions are answered are tackled by this week’s show along with observations about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding, Bristol and Levi’s “unengagement”and what the hell is happening to American Idol?
PLUS: Skimpy Hall, jobs for Silver Foxes, Angry drive-through thieves, John and Marsha, Michael’s flawless skin and Goodwill of the Heartland is heartless.
AND: Jesus stops a robbery, of course.
Songs included: Avalon and Black & White