Michael’s Voice Carries, Planned Obsolescence, WAIT, Fixing Things, Amazon Superstars, BE NICE TO ANNE, Not the Greek Greek Salad, Dry Coleslaw and Quality Time with “Bob”, “John” and “Kevin”. Plus: A Goat Standing on a Pig Next To a Woman Wearing Leiderhosen, Water Bottle Undies, Ass Fashion and Lung Transplantation.
Double-dog daring God, The 87th Oscars, How Twitter works, The Opening Number, The Red Carpet, Patricia Arquette needs a raise, Lady GaGa’s favorite things, Razor-like knives (and where to buy them) and What Acting Is. Plus: Joan and Elaine get dissed, visitors from far away, Cut & ColorCorrection™ and The Sex Box on your TV.
Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Anthony Weiner and Jennifer Lopez “put the O” in Stupid on this week’s show. Also: The Book of Mormon, Wikipedia, Sex tapes, Lady GaGa banned in Lebanon, eating out on Cape Cod and News from the Dunes™. Plus: A Teacher in trouble.
Songs include: Turn it off and Misty Mountain Hop