WE STAND WITH SWEDEN! Anne gets all flustery, HI BRIAN, Accent Troubles, Parliamentary Problems in England, Queen Elizabeth’s Super Powers, OBEY YOUR CAT, The Cape Playhouse, Andrew Garfield Gossip, Presidential Vacations and The Science March. Also: GRANDMA ANNE, The Young Pope, 45’s Newest Endorsement, The Lion King and all about CRYING. PLUS MORE!
Spring 2016 allegedly arrives in New England at the same time as Winter Storm Regis, weather, weather, Plimoth Plantationists “storm” the beach at Corn Hill, the Douchebag™ Burger, Seafood (which in turn led to), NAMING STUFF, The Most Expensive Meals in the World and buying a BMW with Food Stamps. Plus: Anne’s Obsession with Israeli Television, Learn to Make Fire and We’re Putting Ourselves up for Adoption. Also: La Porsha!
Sicario, Australians are taking over, Hillary Clinton, Saturday Night Live, People Shooting People, People Getting Shot, School Shootings, Shooters, Guns and more guns. Also: Mental Health, Homeland and WINDSURFING.
Michael’s Accent, Friendly Misunderstandings, Veggies at the Cracker Barrel, Good coffee/Bad coffee, Turkey Sandwiches and Christmas with the Other White Michael. Also: Trying to get Santa to visit, Homeland, Michael is WRONG, Revisiting The Sopranos, Batkid and Anne invents the Human “Car Wash.” Plus: Planetary Allegories, News From the Dunes™ and Anne has a great idea for Google Glass™.
Anne gets a subscription to Essence Magazine, Red Sox Baseball, Holiday Shopping, Hanukkah gifts, “The Cook must be in love”, Homeland, LGBTIQ and QUILTBAG. Arnold and Sly try to make a movie, “suspicious” Facebook activity, Gregory Hines and Lou Reed. Plus News From the Dunes™ and Herring.
Birthdays, Hermit Bacon, Unwittingly Smuggling Pot, Newman is Drooling and Fox “News” says Zooey Deschanel is a terrorist. Also: Austrian Wallaby Wanderings, Reese has gone to pieces, busting drunk kids and NOT TALKING ABOUT BOSTON. Not. Plus: TV Addictions, The World’s Strongest Vagina, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.
Songs include: Grounds for Divorce