All of the Valentine’s Babies, Dealing with Technological Glitches, Dumb People Town Stuff, Breckin Meyer, The Guy from the Future, The Dennis Village Halloween Hootenanny, The 10 Year Old Car Thief, The Full Beaver, and the Flipper -Offer got fired. Plus, Get The HECK OFF EARTH, Aliens, Polk County Florida Drunk Horse Riding, NOT Blackface blackface, Thirteen (Not Twenty), Moby Dick and Leonardo.
Fake Olive Oil, Wood in Cheese, Slippery Priests, Ted Cruz is Not Non-Hypocritical, Michele Bachmann Doesn’t Not Know That Obama Didn’t Do It, Why Anne Loves Canada and Is Rubio Allowed to be President? Also: Dr. Love-Robinson, Who Really Started Isis and What Alex Jones has to Say.
Not Football, The Miss Universe Pageant, Watching TV with Slovenians, Getting hit by Lightning, Good Levels and Is That a Chainsaw in Your Pants or are you Just Happy to see me? Also: Anne’s Middle of the Night Moment, Michelle Obama, Viola Davis, Buying White House Memorabilia, Worst Cooks in America and Helen Mirren’s “Attributes.”
Anne tries out a new voice, Oven Settings on the Sinai, The Age Prevention Game, Keep Your Shirt On, Seeing Grandma, Does CBS Really Care and When do you Shvitz? Also: She Has Such A Beautiful Face™, More Sarcastic Food, THE SAME NECKLACE, Capitalizing on momentary fame to kickstart your porn career, IN or ON and More Questions About Turkey. Plus: Finding Stuff in Brewster, 100 Ramen Burgers, Bad Infomercials, Ham Toss Etiquette™, News From the Dunes™ and PARENTING FAILS.
Marc Maron can’t handle the truth (or even acknowledge it), A Rachel Sighting in P-Town, Saturday with a “Hollywood Hack”™ and the Ever Lovely Bunhead™ and Joanie comes to town. Also: More Florida insanity, Short Songs, What happens when Andy Wins, Hitler Fried Chicken (No kidding), Being Horrified and Where’s my scallops? Plus: Pope Francis drives a Focus, Edward Snowden is still an idiot, FAKE FISH, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.
Songs include: Her Majesty
Stompin’ Tom, Marijuana in Seattle, Meatballs, Dr. George Tillman, Wendy Davis, COOL SHOES and Where were we last week? Also: The End of Affirmative Action, DOMA, Women’s Health Care and Voting Rights, Edward Snowden, the “undead” in Brazil, The multiple Stupidities of Florida™, a VERY HIGH PROFILE Scientologist gets BUSTED for DRUGS and Ancient Chinese Sunglasses. Plus: This Day in History, The Donald is still an idiot (even in Scotland), News From the Dunes™, Flying to Samolia™ and the Day the Naked Guy Shot the Alligator™.
Happy Independence Day everyone!
Anne reveals the name of THE GREATEST FILM EVER, Michael Douglas explains how to get throat cancer, Amanda Bynes gets booted from the Biltmore, The Russian Cat Smuggler™ and Surprise! You’ve got 11 pounds of WEED! Also: Kangaroo chaos, Listener letter(s), an AUDITION and what to call the first U.S. Marijuana Brand. Plus: News from the Dunes™
ASMR, Zubeidat Tsarnaev, Rampant Baboons, Reunion Fashion and getting the cops to give you your weed back (or not). Plus: Ayn Rand Porn, The Elephant Bird™ and Drinking Diamonds. Also: POOP, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.
Songs include: Doin’ the Clam
One thing learned from Anne and Michael’s trip to Florida: Don’t annoy Mi Ling. Also: PASSOVER, Rabbi Rants, The new Pope has lunch, Fake pilots, Snake Fires, Alligators at school and the NEW Anne Levine Show Toilets for Cell Phones Project. Plus: Prognosticator Problems and News From the Dunes™
Cape Cod gets HAMMERED, the Pope calls it quits, a Mom is in trouble for kissing her kid, Rowan Atkinson’s car gets fixed and Skateboarding at highway speeds. Also: The Hot AAA Guy, and the NOT HOT guy who pooped in the living room. Twice. Plus: Pope Odds, Sitting on the Ice Pole and Good Kids can be found at the restaurant.
Songs include: Way Out