Tag Archives: Dolt 45™

Cindy-Lou Got Married

The Beautiful Event that was Lindsay and Marc’s wedding at the Hotel Syracuse, Happy Birthday America, Some of ya’ll need to go home, Coffee Snobbery, Anne sets other people (weaklings) crying, Things that are Great, Short Corn, Michael Loses ALL OF THE THINGS (UPDATE: Things have been found), and the Sliced Cheese Incident™. Plus: A HUGE LOSER goes to the beach, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and The Bird Report™.

Traveling Salesmen BEWARE

Hot Fun in the Whatever This Is, Urban Sprawl, Gated Communities, The Summer Time Chime, The Traveling Salesman, Cargo Pants, and slooing down for stuff. Also: Anne Turns into One of Those People, A POOL ON CAPE COD, Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark, The Daily Show’s Trump Tweet Museum, Michael’s HUGE Google Machine, Sexist Xeroxing, Jeremy Corbyn “high fives” E. Thornberry, Schadenfraude Shout Out™, and The Mediterranean Collection from Subway. Plus: Travel Spoons!

Members Only

D-Day, Talking for hours, Creative Put Downs, Judgemental Artwork, No Pistachios, REALLY MEAN TV SHOWS, Pick the Y -G and U, Double Schadenfraude, No Crullers, Tiger Woods and Advice from Julio! Plus: Cutting your junk off, Current Events and Kenny G. rapes a snowman.