All of the Valentine’s Babies, Dealing with Technological Glitches, Dumb People Town Stuff, Breckin Meyer, The Guy from the Future, The Dennis Village Halloween Hootenanny, The 10 Year Old Car Thief, The Full Beaver, and the Flipper -Offer got fired. Plus, Get The HECK OFF EARTH, Aliens, Polk County Florida Drunk Horse Riding, NOT Blackface blackface, Thirteen (Not Twenty), Moby Dick and Leonardo.
What’s UP at the Playhouse, Local Theater, WEDDING CRASHERS at the Big Wedding, NOT Wedding Crashers, Chinese Food, FACE MITES, July 4th on the Cape and The Bird Report™. Also, The Sprite of Bell’s Neck™, FLAMINGOES ARE MONSTERS, All of the people are here, SEX ON THE BEACH (Mayflower Beach), Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays and BIG Anniversaries. Plus: FAKE OBITUARIES, smrt, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and NATIONAL DAYS!
It’s ELECTION DAY! Please remember to vote! Vote Local! Legalize or Not? Knishes with Extra Mustard, THE GREAT POTATO CHIP TASTE TEST, GLITTER, VEGANS, RACISM and What will the pundits have to say?
Our Evening with Garrison Keillor, Descending into the Ridiculous, This Week in Anti-Semitism, Chabad, Groceries in Brookline and Let’s Do This Bible Thing. Plus: The Emmys!
Stanley’s real name, What to do with 10 lbs of strawberries, The Show Handler, Watching all the Cooking Shows and These Balls are Dry. Plus: The Supremes do their thing, Heebie Jeebies, Melissa McCarthy’s Fashion Empire, Misusing Language and The WORST MOVIE EVER.
Spring 2016 allegedly arrives in New England at the same time as Winter Storm Regis, weather, weather, Plimoth Plantationists “storm” the beach at Corn Hill, the Douchebag™ Burger, Seafood (which in turn led to), NAMING STUFF, The Most Expensive Meals in the World and buying a BMW with Food Stamps. Plus: Anne’s Obsession with Israeli Television, Learn to Make Fire and We’re Putting Ourselves up for Adoption. Also: La Porsha!
Happy News, The Right Kind of Easter Bunny, The St. Patrick’s Day Parade CONTROVERSY, Go Back To Auschwitz, You Killed Jesus and Should I Continue? Plus: Songs For Sinners, Choosing the wrong weapon in White Center, Rocky King, Anne Simpson and Galloping Gertie. Also: The Best Korean Food in Texas?
Ok campers, rise and shine and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s coooold out there! Also: The SAG Awards Fashion Choices, Keith Urban’s Schlong™, Refugees and Cape-Centric BAD MOVIES. Plus: The Take, Looking for those damn earrings, Freddie Mercury the Cow, A Few Words from the BBC and Ground Hog Day!
Things to be thankful for, Anne “raises her Gobble”, A Turncoat Turnip Story, To Ham or not, Donald Trump and a Hatful of Potatoes. Plus: News from Paris, Mixing up your languages, Justin Trudeau and Bacon.
Anne can’t get it up, Who does Thanksgiving best, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976), A Dentist who buys back candy, Juvenile Jeb, Full Sized Halloween Candy People, A Horrible Story™, Guantanamo and the World Series.