Louisiana’s Walrus Population should GO HOME (to Poland and Germany)

Anne and Michael spend some time discussing the biggest disaster in their lifetime (the Deep Horizon Oil Gusher), Helen Thomas, Gary Coleman and the “Grim Eater”. Nestled amongst these discussions are topics such as Musical chairs with Bob and Ray, Billboards that smell like a barbecue, taking your new liver out for a spin and how much stuff you can smuggle into jail rectally. PLUS: what were Gladiators doing in York and what do you call a French guy with no arms and no legs in the English Channel?

Songs included are: Gasoline and Tell me something good.

How Much Bacon Do You Really Need?

Summer is on the way so Anne and Michael talk about things like shopping habits, really stupid criminals (or their friends), Catholics and condoms, Jesse James and what idiotic men really want. Also up for discussion are the Very Bad Behavior™ of Fergie, 57 mummies, the world’s worst interview answers and what happens when you get stuck in a sausage seasoning machine. Also covered: The mystery of Brazil and why creepy criminals like to go there. Plus: Monkey News!

Songs included: Red Earth and Gold digger (by the cast of Glee)

Octo-dancing, Boobie Bracelets and Meatball Jesus

Anne and her lovely co-host Michael join forces once again to tackle the tough subjects like Killer chefs, Dancing with the Stars, What you pet’s name says about you, Breast Cancer awareness promotion tactics, the unfortunate passing of both Bailey the cat and Ronnie Dio and Just how wicked is Wicked Pizza? Other topics include: A Chorus Line and Gwen Stefani’s merchandise line. Plus, where the hell is my mail from 1998?

Songs included: Frim Fram Sauce and Cool for Cats.

Babies and Breakfast

Anne and Michael once again take to the airwaves and uncover the hidden truths behind the new Film, “Babies”, the total Disaster that is BP’s Gulf Coast Oil hemorrhage, the Idiot that said that our government was behind the Oil Disaster, smoking anywhere and what Siobhan Magnus is up to. Also opined upon are such diverse elements as the South Park Fatwah, What happened when Lord Jesus Christ gets hit by a car, how did these idiots in Montana get licensed as Medical Marijuana “caregivers” (?) and the institution that is Sex Tourism in South Africa.

Songs included: Jole Blon and Iko Iko.

The BIG week in review

Welcome to the first Tuesday in May! Anne and Michael get downright verbal and discuss many wonderous things including Siobhan Magnus, the Melody Tent on Cape Cod, travel arrangements for the rich and famous, how to pronounce German terms incorrectly and does Anne really look like Zac Hanson? Topics also mentioned might be: When you shouldn’t tell a Jewish joke, another creep with the middle name of “Wayne”, Arizona’s new immigration law, the fatwah against South Park and filling out forms in France.
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Songs included: Wicked Game and Braided Hair

Weighing your meat and two-veg

April wraps up with Anne and Michael conversing about The Lovely Bones, Hugo Alfredo Tale-Yax (a TRUE hero), the incredibly odd practice of Creative Grooming, the Madonna episode of Glee and Anne’s favorite story of all time. Plus, wierd crime news, Steven Hawking believes in aliens and Bret Michaels has a hemhorrage.

Songs included: Manhattan and 4 Minutes.

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In a rut

Anne and (the lovely and talented) Michael spend some quality time talking about how you should NOT introduce yourself, the welcome appearance of spring, the Icelandic volcano messing up Europe and stuff about the new season of Glee. Also, Anne makes Michael take a time out for bad behavior, Jay-Z brings a lawsuit against Big Papi, Crystal Bowersox almost quits American Idol, Charles gets a free ride home after walking over 1300 miles and a cookbook recipe with a rather odd ingredient. Plus, why do so-called food providers associate themselves with diseases? Ick.

Songs included: Highway to Hell, Saved and Runaway Boys.

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The Space Show (revisited)

Join Anne for an episode of The BEST of the Anne Levine Show. The Space Show originally aired September 4th, 2007 and surprisingly enough, has a lot of stuff about space on it. Some new additions to the show (the original recording was a little short) include the theme to Star Trek (the original series) sung by Nichelle Nichols – Star Trek’s Uhura.

Palm Sunday Lizard, Passover Moon

Join Anne and Michael this week as they discuss the deeper meanings of visits by lizards on Palm Sunday, Bomb-sniffing honeybees, Passover Moons, the Vatican (and the mess the Pope finds himself in), the “Bread of Affliction” and why wackos attack hamburger (it’s probably because they don’t clean their homes with citrus scented Windex).

Songs included: Delicious! and Baby’s Request.

Fat Put a Light On

After enduring a rough week in the hospital, Anne is back and better than ever. Your singularly exceptional hostess and her friend Michael discuss the “Hospital Experience”, the enormous courage of a school teacher who actually eats school lunches with her students, the death of the Mission Impossible Guy™, the Oscars™ and some facts about St. Patrick’s Day™. Also, we talk about American Idol™ and how Anne seems to start trends without even trying.

Songs included: Ides of Swing, Will You Come to the Bower and The mission Impossible song (performed by chickens?).

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