Mosque-O on the Hudson

Glenn Beck, Dr. Laura, John Stewart and Charlton Heston join Anne to discuss events of the past week including using the “N” word, the so-called “Mosque” near Ground Zero, 10 year old muggers, horse punching and whacked out guys in Banana suits brandishing various things. Plus, Bill O’Reilly’s crush on Justin Bieber, Greg Gutfeld’s gay bar proposal and a really round bottom.

Songs include: We’ve Got to Stop the Mosque at Ground Zero and Haiti.

A New Mosque for Terror Babies

Anne’s improv roots, the station’s new repeater, a man who stabbed his mother because she did not buy him a hamburger and an unruly passenger on Jet Blue are just the opening few moment of this week’s Anne Levine Show. It’s not Canada Day, the nude motorcyclist, a serious study about alcohol and apparent stupidity, baldness due to power failure, bee beards and the station’s new repeater, Terror Babies, the obviously insane rantings of Representative Louie Gohmert, Starbuck’s frightening ordering policy, scary medical side effects and opinions about the controversial Manhattan Islamic Center near Ground Zero are included just to round out the remaining few minutes.

Songs Included: Electric Feel and an incredible performance by Zsa Zsa Gabor (who, at the time this show was broadcast, was still alive).

Ham Toss ’10 & Toilet Seat Charlie

The origins of the long practiced art of Ham Tossing are shrouded in the haze of antiquity and drunken memory but the tradition continues and thrives. Discover the inception of the Ham Toss and unravel many other mysteries such as where to find a good caterer on Cape Cod, why Will Ferrell is learning Spanish, why Reykjavik’s mayor is wearing a wig and lipstick, how to find your car keys and why Turkish weddings can be seriously problematic. Other important discourse includes the importance of Community Radio, competitive sauna, nude roller-coasting, Susan Boyle gets waxed, who did NOT attend the Big Event this past weekend and The Legend of the semi-famous Toilet Seat Charlie.

Plus: A special interview with Christopher Hawley, host of WOMR’s Radio Variety Hour.

Songs include: Late in the Evening and Gimme a Pig Foot.

Jesus stops a robbery

Is summer on the way out? What’s the best food for summer entertaining? Do kids like lobster bakes? Is Lindsay Lohan paying attention to Merle Haggard? Does “Jewish Money” taint an election? What is the religion of the Tea Party? Is a perfect butt worth dying for? These and many other fundamental questions are answered are tackled by this week’s show along with observations about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding, Bristol and Levi’s “unengagement”and what the hell is happening to American Idol?
PLUS: Skimpy Hall, jobs for Silver Foxes, Angry drive-through thieves, John and Marsha, Michael’s flawless skin and Goodwill of the Heartland is heartless.
AND: Jesus stops a robbery, of course.

Songs included: Avalon and Black & White

An American Soldier in Queen Emily’s Court

Cloth Coats (Republican and otherwise), Yankee do-it-yourself-ness, the “look” of Cape Cod, “The Great Place” and helicopter sickness are just the first few action packed minutes of this week’s Anne Levine Show with special guests US Army Specialist Theodore Hill (recently returned from duty in Iraq) and Emily Levine. Among the many other topics examined: Head On™, the Lettuce Lady, BP’s latest personnel moves, The Walking Man and plastic surgery of the rich and famous. Plus: Michael practices being a bad sidekick, the Red Sox Update™, going to Central New York, Whale Watching, dinner at the club, Shout-Outs to some fine folks in Texas and Emily talks about living on Governor’s Island. And MUCH MORE

Back Yards of the Left and Literate

Herrick, Sterling, Verhovek and Howe on journalism ethics, Houston politics and Glee. Suicidal shrimp and others on Prozac going toward the light. Sarah Palin refudiates “stuff” on Twitter and compares herself to Shakespeare. Brit braves blaster – blows back bullet.
Wesley Snipes, Urkel and Chinese tour guides all get themselves in trouble. Also, flexing her journalistic muscles, Anne decides to make up why Serena Williams needs surgery for an injury to her foot. And a surprise: Michael once again proves his natural talent for being a bad sidekick.
All of this and much more on this week’s Big Show™!

The Big Birthday Bash 2010

October is a very busy month as evidenced by the enormous number of July babies. Celebrate the debut of many fascinating people and discover the mysteries of the World Cup, Adrian Beltre’s head, Clam Bakes, the festering circus surrounding LeBron James and what not to show your one-armed, one-legged monkey. Plus, why sheep farmers really love curry, surprising oil spill facts, the Vatican equates women who want to be priests with pedophiles and, once again, Mel Gibson shows himself to be a violent, lunatic, mysoginistic bowl of wrong.

Songs featured: You Sexy Thing 

The 4th of July Review

Independence Day on Cape Cod is an amazing thing made even more spectacular when you spend some time with Anne Levine. Anne creates audio fireworks interviewing and Amy Pole, Brain Cancer survivor and activist – creator of the new COOKSTRONG cookbook and Anne’s 2 1/2 year old nephew Jack. Also sparkling amongst these glittering subjects are: Bristol Palin’s acting debut, Chelsea Clinton’s upcoming nuptials and what it’s really like to spend the 4th of July in the land where our country was founded. Plus, Anne suggests that Michael wear a helmet, a competitive eating “champion” goes berserk and Canada Day.

Songs include: Baseball Boogie

Father’s Day Special: Sports Updates and Male Grooming Tips

Testicular waxing, a hundred crows all yelling at each other over a purported tennis match. Nothing whatsoever but they’re both on this weeks Anne Levine Show along with: Eco-burials Down Under, banning power boats in Cape Cod Bay, that Vander Sloot jerk, painting a 65 meter long phallus on a Russian bridge, HA HA Tony Hayward, and NO, that’s not a swarm of African Killer Bees – It’s a rabid pack of Vuvuzelas.

Songs included: a cool song by Beck.

Cow Nuptials, Betsy Ross & Food Crimes

A man marries a Balinese cow, Lesbians raise children awfully well, Flag Day, the death of Jimmy Dean and food crimes are all highlighted in this episode of the Anne Levine Show. Also included are the Wedding Flasher, Myra Breckinridge, the 32 year old man in Elmo diapers and when NOT to hit your dad with an ornamental axe. Plus, Anne talks Scritti Politti and George Washington discusses tailoring with Betsy Ross.

Songs included: Wood Beez and The Cajun Queen.

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