Joanie Makes Up a New Word, Literally

Gun control is on a lot of people’s minds whether Pro or Con and we’ve caught the bug as well. Anne and Michael “The Stickler” discuss the abuse of the word “literally”, the aforementioned gun control, US Representative Trent Franks says we should take guns away from everyone (“including the police, that would solve the problem”), approval ratings of current and past Presidents and Anne dishes on the book, “Co-Opted“, with the author, Joan Bigwood. Plus: What to call our current decade, Joe Lieberman calls it quits, Anne says something AMAZING in Russian, a Kum Bah Yah moment and Michelle Obama blows our collective mind with her Red Dress. Also: Chuck Shumer and Tom Coburn talk Health Care.

Weeper of the House (Meow)

Several things could have happened on the show this week like an Interview with a very interesting author about her very interesting book and a discussion about the demise ofThe Civility Project but instead we propose the following: John Boehner bawls like a small child who has lost his favorite toy, The Golden Globes and its all-consuming controversy over the host, Anne’s NEW GLASSES, the Constitution Quiz, The 2nd Amendment and why gun advocates aren’t reported to don’t stop many crimes. Also: How Sarah Palin was horribly treated by the “media”, the Hollywood Starwhacker Conspiracy, a woman in Northern Michigan recreates The Last Supper entirely out of dryer lint and Anne recommends some new party trends.

Songs include: Under Pressure and Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

The Non-Alcoholic Show

This week’s show has just what it takes for good grooming, it contains lanolin ) the soothing oil that’s so much like the oil of your skin) keeps your hair neatly in place, gives it the handsome, successful look that helps you get ahead on the job and removes loose, ugly dandruff. While it is completing the aforementioned activities, Anne and Michael discuss the Holiday Vortex™, Podcast recommendations, the New Repeater/Corrector™ and The Land That Time Forgot. Michael visits his parents, going against tradition, Vinny’s BIG BIRTHDAY coming up, Miguel calls in and what’s up with all the dead birds? Also, The Goldberg’s, JLTV and Karl Pilkington buys his girlfriend a Christmas gift.

Songs include: (Every Time I Turn Around) Back in Love and Letter to Hermione

The Before Christmas Show Show

Yes, it’s another case for that most famous of all man hunters, the detective whose ability at solving crime is unequaled in the history of detective fiction: Anne Levine, Master Detective. Tonight’s curious adventure… A special before Christmas Show Show in which Michael is cut off before he says something, religious conversion is discussed, Miguel calls in to talk on the radio show, Anne does her famous Jerry Lewis impression and Christine O’Donnell wows the world with her knowledge of things tragic. Also, a Dragnet Christmas Special, Belle Barth tells some ADULTS ONLY jokes and long time listener/first time caller Kitty Bloodgood calls with some tips on how to Raise a Better Husband. PLUS: How Texas does Taxes and Auntie Frenchy talks Christmas parties and baked furniture.

Songs include: The 12 Days of Christmas by Michael’s Kids and Annie Lennox with God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

The Chanukah Extravaganza!

Celebrate the Festival of Lights and learn the True Meaning of Chanukah, what to do when your arm is hopelessly pinned by a boulder, what not to say if you’re in a gay bar talking to Tom Coleman and why is Anne clicking her pen? PLUS: Anne talks with Auntie Frenchy about Chicken and stuffing, the demise of the Edaville Railroad, the Queen of BBQ, going to New York to see Bette Midler and why you shouldn’t eat chopped liver & egg salad sandwiches when traveling. ALSO: Zeitl Dreidelstein’s newly released single from her latest album, supporting Community Radio, Miguel calls to discuss Chanukah and other ways of celebrating the “season”, Lewis Black tells the truth about Glenn Beck and hideous Christmas decorations.

Songs include: The Chanukah Song and Hava Negilha

Word on the Street

Fresh from Manhattan, Anne and Michael take on the heavy topics such as: What’s happening on Broadway, how to make the best turkey sandwich and Al Pacino’s transformation into a tiny little Jewish man. Also one of our favorite listeners calls in, Anne talks to Auntie Frenchy about a new religion and food. Plus: Michael clarifies the entire situation and in-depths reviews of Bloody, Bloody Andrew Jackson, A Life In The theater and The Merchant Of Venice.

Songs include: Populism (Yeah Yeah) and Please Hurry Home

Thanks!

We have a lot to be thankful for at the Anne Levine Show, including a visit from Auntie Frenchy, listener calls and clueless politicians. Also, Anne and Michael discuss the true story of Thanksgiving, Tom Sawyer and how your elected officials get to ignore airport “security”. Also, Michael clarifies things, a Pastor tells his congregation to delete their facebook accounts, a listener calls in about his new job at the post office, Michelle Bachmann waffles like the professional she is, the “Butter and Milk” Thanksgiving meal and Hambone and Buckles go square dancing.

Songs include: I’ve Got Plenty To Be Thankful For and the Thanks Song

The Fancy, Perfectly “Round” Show

Anne discusses politics and pickles with show correspondent Daniel “Auntie Frenchy” Button (Mrs.), A long time listener calls in with a question about kissing, Glee, George Takei has something to say, A Scotsman walks into trouble, Naturists vs Nudists, The Event, Stupid Democrats, The Shortest Blues Song ever, How much Russell Brand got ripped off for Katy’s wedding ring and what to do with extra testicles. Plus: “Fall Themed” sweaters, Favorite cakes.

Songs included: Rubber Ducky and Free Your Mind

It’s Been A While…

This show originally aired in September of 2009 and is (obviously) an historically important rebroadcast of some of the most supremely fine moments of this (or any) show: Anne had a “thing”, going “down the road”, amazing weather, Michael discusses his big problem, naughty words in Tennis, more Tennis stuff, Joe Wilson says You Lie, Things Down South Carolina Way, letters to the Pope, Bible stuff and Kanye does something really stupid. Also: Haute Tatoos.

Songs include: Church and Al Otro Lado Del Rio

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