Spring Cleaning (Speaking of Going Off)

Anne is in the midst of spring cleaning has to get rid of a lot of junk. Also, a LIVE report from Herring Cove, Say yes to the dress, Leonard’s Wedding Palace, buying a wedding gown, Happy birthdays abound, Charlie Sheen (Bombing!), swag and News from the Dunes. Plus: Yodel practice.

Songs include: Loser, Happy Birthday

Bachmann Trump Overdrive

This week’s show focuses on the joys, triumphs and horrors of being a woman in the 21st Century, Extreme News From the Dunes™, Vinny Levine turns 22, the loss of two great American women, valiant attempts to turn sober news into hilarity and Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump slug it out in the FIRST Anne Levine Show Bite Off™.

Songs include: Money and All Right Now

Sally’s Libya (Live from London)

Join Anne and Michael LIVE from a pub near Queen Anne’s Gate in Kensington while they chat with friends about very interesting things. Topics include: Libya, Charlie Sheen, Politics, How to Raise Proper Children, Food, Friendship, News From the Dunes™ and John the Waiter’s lack of an accent.

Songs include: Hell to the No and London Calling

The Ides Of March Is For The Birds

Trolls, NPR, pigeon racing and the Happiest Man in the World™ are amongst the riches Anne shares on this week’s show. Other amazing and important discussions include: Newt Gingrich’s belief in the sanctity of marriage, What to do with your 80,000 lbs of frozen chicken, the new McCarthy Hearings headed up by Rep. Peter King and News From the Dunes™.

Songs include: If It Makes You Happy and The Ghost Inside

The French Correction

Celebrate many things French while Anne explains her nom de bousiller, Michael repeats himself again and Joanie calls in to discuss Anglo/French history. Also: Where to survive the end of the world, Yurts, John Cusack’s fitness to carry on the human race, Charlie Sheen parodies, John Galliano, banning burkas and the UFO landing pad in Ares.

Songs include: “New York, USA” and Ça plane pour moi

Michael titled this, “That’s Entertainment.”

The Oscars™, Mardi Gras, lavish parties, red carpets, Tiger Blood, Adonis DNA… All of these fabulously entertaining topics are covered in great detail on The Anne Levine Show tonight. Also, News From the Dunes™, the Exact-O-Weather© Forecast, stories of France from long ago, how to scare off a tiger and this week in history. PLUS: Charlie Sheen revels in insanity and a Pop quiz!

Songs include: Zydeco Boogie Woogie and Rolling in the Deep

President’s Day

Celebrate the magically combined birthdays of two of our most famous Presidents with Anne and Michael while listening to them discuss the origins of President’s Day, George Bushisms, News from the Dunes™ (north of 6A), the ExactOWeather© forecast and some incredible mandolin music. Also: Jimmy Fallon sings a President’s Day song, Bill Clinton plays saxophone, Wisconsin and Libya heat up, remembrance of the Triangle fire and a visit with Buckles and Hambone. Plus: Oscar talk

Songs include: Populism (Yeah Yeah) and Heart of the Heartland

Apology Accepted

Take a stroll down Lover’s Lane on Valentine’s Day with Anne and Michael and find out what kind of stuff they’re going to do. Michael gives listeners the silent treatment, Kathy has a birthday, the Grammy’s™ are discussed and what would Michael say if Lady Gaga walked into the room? Also: Egypt, Republicans and Big Government, CPAC, The Donald™, what Democrats should do and Glenn Beck refuses to see reality even when Bill O’Reilly explains it to him. Plus: News from the Dunes™, Tiger Woods has a spit fit, Garrison Keillor gets the “clap” and Steven Tyler talks about snorting Lunesta™.

Songs include: My Funny Valentine and Small Songs

The Shocking Truth

This week’s show finds Anne and Michael solving most of the world’s current problems including who should get on a plane, who should answer the phone at 3 am, how to make better Superbowl commercials, what not to do with all of your extra kittens and how to get your musical tastes known worldwide. Also: The Bieste™, Sarah Palin, the coming caliphate, AOL tries to become relevant again and Glenn Beck goes completely mental on a caller. Plus: Happy birthday Ronald Reagan and Michael’s Mom!

Songs include: King Bee and One Big Love

Why Don’t You Take Me To Crazy Town

Insanity on one side, Lunacy on the other. Anne and Michael examine statements by some of the nuttiest people on the planet and have fun doing it. Included are revisions of American history by Michele Bachmann, comments about the State of the Union Address by Sarah Palin and the aforementioned Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck’s attempt to destroy a guy named George who played a significant role in the peaceful transition from communism to capitalism in Hungary. Also, Michael goes elsewhere. PLUS: Good and Bad, it’s American Idol.

Songs include: Wang Dang Doodle and Sweet Emotion

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