What’s UP at the Playhouse, Local Theater, WEDDING CRASHERS at the Big Wedding, NOT Wedding Crashers, Chinese Food, FACE MITES, July 4th on the Cape and The Bird Report™. Also, The Sprite of Bell’s Neck™, FLAMINGOES ARE MONSTERS, All of the people are here, SEX ON THE BEACH (Mayflower Beach), Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays and BIG Anniversaries. Plus: FAKE OBITUARIES, smrt, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and NATIONAL DAYS!
The Beautiful Event that was Lindsay and Marc’s wedding at the Hotel Syracuse, Happy Birthday America, Some of ya’ll need to go home, Coffee Snobbery, Anne sets other people (weaklings) crying, Things that are Great, Short Corn, Michael Loses ALL OF THE THINGS (UPDATE: Things have been found), and the Sliced Cheese Incident™. Plus: A HUGE LOSER goes to the beach, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and The Bird Report™.
Michael’s many things he does during the show, Boat with a Rope, Cindy Lou is Getting Married, This Game Will End in Tears, Mommy’s Little Helper, On the Dole, Snapple Brandy, Stupid Wedding Traditions and the New York Gay Pride Parade. Also: Anne’s First Wedding, Gail Poodlelaw, The Portuguese Festival, Alliteration, And A Great Name for a Band. Plus: Holy Moisture, Palestine and Israel, The Chicago Jerk Parade and Fat People Flying.
Hot Fun in the Whatever This Is, Urban Sprawl, Gated Communities, The Summer Time Chime, The Traveling Salesman, Cargo Pants, and slooing down for stuff. Also: Anne Turns into One of Those People, A POOL ON CAPE COD, Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark, The Daily Show’s Trump Tweet Museum, Michael’s HUGE Google Machine, Sexist Xeroxing, Jeremy Corbyn “high fives” E. Thornberry, Schadenfraude Shout Out™, and The Mediterranean Collection from Subway. Plus: Travel Spoons!
Talking Llamas, Super Hot, Cat Herpes, TONY AWARDS, A New Development, A New Perfume, Forest Tucker Eye, F-Troop, Wonky Eyes, Revived Actresses, GROUNDHOG DAY, Whoopi Goldberg, SHOES, Rest Stops on the Jersey Turnpike and DRIVERLESS MOWERS. Plus: Hobbies, Don’t talk about it on the radio, Bells Neck and Life Lessons Wrapped in Pretzels. Also: Guadalcanal and banging into the Mic Stand.
D-Day, Talking for hours, Creative Put Downs, Judgemental Artwork, No Pistachios, REALLY MEAN TV SHOWS, Pick the Y -G and U, Double Schadenfraude, No Crullers, Tiger Woods and Advice from Julio! Plus: Cutting your junk off, Current Events and Kenny G. rapes a snowman.
It’s been 10 YEARS of The Anne Levine Show! Monday or Tuesday, A Memorial Day BBQ, JP PATCHES RULES, Show Me Your Thing, Where all the weird stuff happens, Eight Pounder™, News From the Dunes™, Julio Explains Ones and Twos, The East Dennis Squirrel Parade, Schadenfraude of the Week™, German words, P-Town FIRE, Umbrellas at the Beach and START SHOPPING NOW. Plus: French Open Fashion and not losing your accent.
The Anne Levine Met Me 20% Discount, One of Andy’s Darlings: Jean-Michele Basquiat’s untitled painting goes for $110 million, Private museums, What it takes to abstract something, This week’s Schadenfraude Shout-Out™ goes to the Late Thunis Botha, Some Political Stuff, Saltwater Taffy IS FAKE, National Brother Day and HORSE RACE. Also: News From the Dunes™, Strangling Customers, Hello Tourists, Bird Whacking, Lego Art (?), Middle Eastern Art, Abdullah Qandeel Paints His Hotel Room and what’s the Mona Lisa Worth? Plus: Artistic Makeup!
Get yourself a friend like Miriam Greenblatt, Pearl Slides, Alessandro Michele, Melissa McCarthy Designs, Fashion, Coffee Coffee Coffee, Tattoo Stories, Digital dialing, And News From the Dunes™. Also: Julio Says™, Beauty Podcasts, I am not your negro and FUR OIL for your short and curlies.
The French Presidential Election, Manny Macaroon, Kill Shelter or NO Kill Shelter, News From the Dunes™, Tick Trouble, LEWD NEIGHBOR, The Blessing of the Things, Drama Queen Steve, Fidgets, Buying the Bundy’s House and The Wedding of the Week! Plus: Our Hero Benjamin Ferencz!