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Welcome to a special BEST OF show with guest Ellen Kaye who talks about The Russian Tea Room, Music, Food and her newest venture, Moscow 57. Other topics include the Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Dedication (and the Presidential Behavioral Faux Pas), Fashion and Plastic Surgery no-nos from Isaac Mizrahi, News from the Dunes™, Listener Letters™ and Divaosity™. Also included: A look at Mitt Romney’s skills at debating himself (I think he loses).

Songs include: Shed a Little Light and Tea in the Sahara

Poutine, Gay Milk and the Mystery Monkey

The New Car: Part 2, The Canadian Language Police, Driving with Poutine (ick), St. Petersburg’s Anti-Gay Laws, Why Women Should NOT be allowed to vote and buying Joe Biden a new Trans Am. Plus: The Mystery Monkey of St. Petersburg (the other one), Real House Husband Joe Guidice does stupid things, News From the Dunes™ and a very Special Bird Report™.

Songs include: Here by the Water

A NEW CARRRRRRRRR

Playwright Meryl Cohn (whose current offering, Reasons To Live is cracking audiences up at the Provincetown Theater through October 14), talks writing, relationships and what not to do when you suspect an aneurism. Also: Todd Akin doubles down on an idiotic idea, Octoberfest, Leaf Peepers, calling 911 for your pigeon and Halloween Antics. Plus: Getting flipped off at the Car Dealership, Cracker Barrel “Coffee”, The Bird Report™, News From the Dunes™ and much more!

Songs include: Autumn Leaves

Tin Foil or Bagel: What’s On YOUR Head?

We are very excited that Funnyman, Author and Apartment Cleaner Steve Bluestein is on the show tonight! Steve has traveled from sunny Southern California to Massachusetts to Take care of some Mom business and do a reading of his laugh-a-minute book, “It’s So Hard To Type With A Gun In My Mouth.” Anne and Steve talk Yom Kippur, Travel, Moms, Politics and (wait for it…) Home Depot. Also: Injecting a Bagel into your forehead, Iran’s Plagiarism Problem, Seeing Edie Falco, Serious Tin Foil Hat Research and News From The Dunes™.

Songs include: Mother

Sex Hammer

It’s a big show this week: Fresh from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and practicing lines for a new movie, Rick Shapiro makes an appearance on the show!Rick and Anne discuss Mitt Romney, health care (and health scares), new movies, projects and lots of attitude. Also: Stupid white people are dying, French Maid outfits from Walmart, Hammering your sex partner, The Emmys and a bad day Green Day. Also: EELS in your behind, The Bird Report™ and News From The Dunes™.

Songs include: Rock The Boat

It’s Finally 5773!

Happy New Year! Anne and Michael start the New Year on a real sweet note! Anne does not mention names, John and Marsha are NOT Jewish, Finding “Denise,” Bobbi-Jo and her son get in trouble and South Korean Men get pretty and dance. Also: “Welkam Wills and Kate”, Illegal Rosaries, Odd Fellows and Sexting & Texting: Coincidence? Plus: News From The Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.

Songs include: Human

September 11, 2012

We remember September 11th, 2001 and discuss many of the things that have changed in the US since then. Also: HUGE in Mattapoisett (No Questions Asked), monkeys in your pants, DUDES, Chinese “Peace” Prizes and $5 million to run a fountain? PLUS: Redheads (and redhead haters), Jay-Z stupidity, Cat Crazies, News From The Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.

Songs include: New York Groove

Behaving Badly

From a woman arrested four times in 26 hours to politicians, speeding motorists and helpful old guys at the beach, it’s the Highway To Hell for many of today’s subjects. Included: “Real” Housewives, Carnie Wilson High School, Killer Karaoke and 12 year old Burger Bandits. Also: More Dolphin Strandings on Cape Cod, SHE (the Steakhouse for Women), Pakistani Insanity and Clint Eastwood loses his mind. Plus: The 3 course Pizza “Meal”, Elementary School Plastic Surgery and News from the Dunes!

Songs Include: You Rascal You

Embrace Fall (NUNYA)

Coats, “Mothers Little Helper”, the “Amy Winehouse Depression”, Retail Therapy, Hurricanes and The Candy Corn Man (Donald Trump) are just the first 20 minutes of this jam-packed show! Also, the Republican National Convention, public humiliation as correction, real learnin’ in Kentucky, The Creation Science Hall of Fame and orgasms every time you move. Plus: News From the Dunes™, The Bird Report™ and remembering Arne, Neil and Jerry.

Songs include: Money and Lazy Day (Bumble Bees).

A Legitimate Show

School Lunch, The Mark of the Beast, “Legitimate” Rape and the Amazing K. D. Lang and the Siss Boom Bang are all featured on tonight’s Anne Levine Show. Also: Michael flubs Flotilla, Cape Cod Baseball, Condi gets a green jacket, The Bird Report™ and News From the Dunes™!

Songs include: Big Boned Gal

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