This Paint is Water

paint kidAnne Loves Michael, Lemon Yogurt, Ronna & Beverly, This Paint is Water!,  A Pennsylvania Pedophile, The Skinny Bitch and Norris the Naughty Cat™. Plus: CRUISING, Shark Fishing, The Beachcomber and BREASTS. Also: News From the Dunes™.

SNORING CAT SHOW

Anne finds out about her brain, Stunod-ery, Two Chili Cheese Dogs™, Anne and Michael Pitch a Yiddish Film Idea, Miserly VS Cheap And Who Is Lighting The Baby On Fire? Plus: Yarn Bomb, Florida Sinkholes, The Butter Cow™ Incident, News From the Dunes™ and more! Plus: If you listen closely, you can hear Cocoa the Cat snoring. 

The Grand Experiment

Anne tries out a new voice, Oven Settings on the Sinai, The Age Prevention Game, Keep Your Shirt On, Seeing Grandma, Does CBS Really Care and When do you Shvitz? Also: She Has Such A Beautiful Face™, More Sarcastic Food, THE SAME NECKLACE, Capitalizing on momentary fame to kickstart your porn career, IN or ON and More Questions About Turkey. Plus: Finding Stuff in Brewster,  100 Ramen Burgers, Bad Infomercials, Ham Toss Etiquette™, News From the Dunes™ and PARENTING FAILS.

Carlos Danger meets The Linden Sisters

Almost buying a car, excavating your lobster, SARCASTIC FOOD and HAM TOSS 2013! The “Mom Section,” Blanch, David Wallaces’ Perfect 10, HAVE A SANDWICH and The Linden Singers  tell us the Odds which Sinners are getting. Also: Lily Tomlin, Boy Man Boy, Not Going in Toys of Eros, Carlos Danger vs Michael Mustache, “Other” rashes, Natural pickles, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™. Plus: Marc Maron Apologizes!

What Day is it?

NEW DRINKING GAME? WHAT? Birthdays, Weather, Mom & 50 Shades of Grey, “Stick” and saying goodbye to the wonderful Vinny Levine. Also: Foreign McDonalds (ICK), Mormons, Religious Accessories™ and Judicial Retardation™. Plus: All Kinds of Terrible Problems, SCULPTURE, The Pottery Bush, Lou’s Suede Loincloth & Bible Sandals and News From the Dunes™

Songs include: Propaganda

Sad, Maron.

Marc Maron can’t handle the truth (or even acknowledge it), A Rachel Sighting in P-Town, Saturday with a “Hollywood Hack”™ and the Ever Lovely Bunhead™ and Joanie comes to town. Also: More Florida insanity, Short Songs, What happens when Andy Wins, Hitler Fried Chicken (No kidding), Being Horrified and Where’s my scallops? Plus: Pope Francis drives a Focus, Edward Snowden is still an idiot, FAKE FISH, News From the Dunes™ and The Bird Report™.

Songs include: Her Majesty

 

CANADA DAY!

Stompin’ Tom, Marijuana in Seattle, Meatballs, Dr. George Tillman, Wendy Davis, COOL SHOES and Where were we last week? Also: The End of Affirmative Action, DOMA, Women’s Health Care and Voting Rights, Edward Snowden, the “undead” in Brazil, The multiple Stupidities of Florida™, a VERY HIGH PROFILE Scientologist gets BUSTED for DRUGS and Ancient Chinese Sunglasses. Plus: This Day in History,  The Donald is still an idiot (even in Scotland), News From the Dunes™, Flying to Samolia™ and the Day the Naked Guy Shot the Alligator™.

 

Happy Independence Day everyone!

 

This is ALL ON YOU, Anne

Upcoming BIG events this Summer,  Men Problems, The RSVP Hostess Book™, Radio vs Podcast and Anne pitches a NEW TV SHOW to Matt Weiner. Also: Michael can’t dance, Adolph Hitler Campbell, The Eloquent Miss Utah (education and employment advocate), Listener Letters™, Pussy Riot and Anne’s Sheepdog Perm. Plus: Legal Marijuana, News From the Dunes™, The Bird Report™ and the story of Basket the Cat™.

The L8 Waxer

Lindsay’s birthday, Driving to Chez Pauline’s, MUD, Buying Jewelry in St. Somewhere and how to mess up a museum. Also: Anne confesses, The Studio Hotline™, 508 A L8 WAXER™ and a caller wants a brazilian. Plus: Listener Letters™, The Hipster Movement (How Ironic™), Pubic Trends, The Worst Coach in the World™, Chewbacca’s Lightsaber troubles, Erin Brockovich gets arrested and News From the Dunes™.

The Liberace Sequence

Anne reveals the name of THE GREATEST FILM EVER, Michael Douglas explains how to get throat cancer, Amanda Bynes gets booted from the Biltmore, The Russian Cat Smuggler™ and Surprise! You’ve got 11 pounds of WEED! Also: Kangaroo chaos, Listener letter(s), an AUDITION and what to call the first U.S. Marijuana Brand. Plus: News from the Dunes™

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