Ghosts of 377

Anne gets a subscription to Essence Magazine, Red Sox Baseball, Holiday Shopping, Hanukkah gifts, “The Cook must be in love”, Homeland, LGBTIQ and QUILTBAG. Arnold and Sly try to make a movie, “suspicious” Facebook activity, Gregory Hines and Lou Reed. Plus News From the Dunes™ and Herring.

NO VOMITING

Anne uses her NPR Voice to discuss Red Sox Baseball, Captain Phillips, Buying Tickets for the World Series, The Star Wars Cantina Crowd, RJ Solbach, Hot Naked Yoga and getting fondled by the Massage Therapist. Also: Gravity and News From the Dunes™!

The Lone Faster™

Michael struggles with his Resolutions, Anne Loves Columbus Day, Did I Just say That?™, Pizzeria Salad, Sliced Apples and Michael’s Favorite Thing. Also: CLAPPING, The Butler, 42 and CHOWDA. Plus: Luminosity, News From the Dunes™, An Open Appeal to Ronna & Beverly, Too Drunk to get out of the car, and Sorry Sir, You’re Still Dead!

The Alternate Olympics!

Billy Barmmer’s Birthday(!), Why Anne Hates RJ, Social Stimulation, FLU SHOT, Everything About Them Just Rubs You The Wrong Way™, Michael has Mommy Issues and NEW STUFF FROM DYLAN BRODY! Also: Plastic Surgery, Dislocated Shoulders, The Alternate Olympics™ (we call them the “Alympics™”), Town Hall Meeting, Government Shutdown Pisses Off Witches, A Cat With 10 Toes (on one foot), News From the Dunes™, Pole Vaulting and Beating John McEnroe at his own game.

Pessimism

Billy is the exception, Be annoying, the history of nail salons, SHOP SHOP SHOP SHOP SHOP, elementary school turkeys, Iris Apfel, slicing bananas in your spaghetti, Somalia and SO Here’s The thing.

Between a Lunatic and a Terrier

Confusion, Capital R little d Big O, Two Types of Taxpayers, Breaking Bad, The Dexter Finale (Spoiler Alert), The Same Earrings as Camryn Manheim, Sukkot, Happiness for the Torah, Anthony Bourdain in Israel, Palestine, How to Pray and walking in a circle. Also: Somali Pirates, Emmys, What’s On After This Show, Ham Toss 2014, News From the Dunes™ and International News.

Step 9

Anne has a “Homeless Moment”, Indecent Pictures (Get YOURS today!), SUBWAY, “Lane Bryant” For Men, Anne has many news ideas, Yom Kippur and Guns Also: POT, The (Ig) Nobel Awards, The Bird Report™ and News From the Dunes™. Plus: Pants on the Ground and Mary, Queen of the Universe™.

Here Kitty

What to Bring, CATS, The Spy Stork™, The Anne Levine Show Special Report: Ham Toss 2013 The Animation, McDonald’s Pink Slime Burger, The Ramen Burger and Anne Shares Her Recipe for Baked Zucchini. Plus: George Zimmerman loses his wife (and maybe his mind), Dead Guys, 9/11 and News From the Dunes™.

Wanna See My Bat?

High VS Low Pressure, SAM, The Incredible Trek of White Paws Levine, Summer 2013, Outdoor furniture, The Farmer’s Almanac™ and Punching Grandma. Also: “Effingham” County, Crazy Clown, Missing the Racoon and Michael Speaks “Tynese.” Plus: Anne’s Shopping Channel, The Cushion™, RATS, Larry Whacks a Bat, Talking Brooklyn, The Dog Did It™ and News From the Dunes™.

Funny. Weekly. Sugar Free.