Humblebragging

Understanding Michael’s family, The Dark-Eyed Junco, Nail Polish Colors, DON’T DO THAT, The Historical Ethnicity of Nail Salons, Puerto Rico’s shipping folks to Chicago and Thintwist or TwistyThin – I can’t remember. Plus, Banning Fake Guns at school, Taking up the Crossbow, #GotHuman, What’s wrong with Facebook and Wouldn’t this be cheaper to do in the Philippines?

He is Risen. The Bread is Not.

The Tax Bulge, Anne bugs some people, Easter, Passover, “He Is Risen, The Bread Is Not™” and Who can think of food at a time like this? Also: Getting an Etsy jacket made, Scientology, what MICHAEL PHELPS is ‘into’ and what to do when you want to be really depressed!

The Iceberg Queen

Icebergs in the back yard, Not Believing Michael, Few Jews at the wedding, Haimishe, Banning Cell Phones, and Who’s in Charge of your religion? Also: Public Humiliation, Anne’s New Baby, Cocktails in the Corral, The Boston Yeti and David Copperfield is all wet. Plus: Mayim Bialik vs. Celine Dion and Dick is always fun!

Invisible Boyfriend

Anne and Michael’s odd coincidence involving Robert Durst – Whack-job and accused murderer – and the HBO Documentary, The Jinx; The Invisible Boyfriend/Girlfriend app, St. Patrick’s Day and A Very Bad Idea in the Bronx.

How to Wedding

What is wrong with Idaho? Kelly leaves the Police, A State Legislator learns female anatomy facts. Anne is GETTING MARRIED and what NOT to wear at anybody’s wedding. Plus A Secret visit with Vic and Sade courtesy of Michael’s Midnight Matinee™.

SEX BOX

Double-dog daring God, The 87th Oscars, How Twitter works, The Opening Number, The Red Carpet, Patricia Arquette needs a raise, Lady GaGa’s favorite things, Razor-like knives (and where to buy them) and What Acting Is. Plus: Joan and Elaine get dissed, visitors from far away, Cut & ColorCorrection™ and The Sex Box on your TV.

The Anne Levine American Sniper Lifestyle Diet

What’s to talk about besides the Snow and the Cold? Not much really except maybe The SNL 40th anniversary Special, Beach Landscaping, The Whole Nine Yards, Better Call Saul, The Full Canadian Wilderness Rig, Going Full Foil and The 6000 calorie/Day Anne Levine American Sniper Lifestyle Diet. Also, What Kind of Idiot Buys a Large Boat on eBay, YAY COAST GUARD and iPhone Photography Tips. Plus: It Gets Better

Fingerpainting the Mona Lisa

Jimmy the Marmot bites the Mayor, Cape Cod Winter Polish™, The Grammys, Nicki Minaj loves Katy Perry’s breasts and Sam Smith is fat. Also, The Whistle Register, Mariah Carey, The Cupcake Girl, Saturday Night Live, KANYE IS SUCH A JERK AGAIN. Plus SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.

Xanax Weather

Puking Snow, All the Bowls, Amazingly Horrible Food, Glasses Wearing 101, Because People are Idiots, Crushed Diamonds, Steaming Cleaning your Vagina, Sarah Palin wants you to strengthen your back and Measles – The Slacker Disease.

The Hydra (o) Show

The Governor told us to stay home so no radio show but we COULD do the podcast! Featuring: Hydra/Hydro, Erin’s birthday, The BLIZZARD, Trendsetting, Viola Davis is HOT, Broad City, Ballgate, Fatso and Nicki Minaj and her giant butt. Also: The Bird Report™!

Funny. Weekly. Sugar Free.