Vive La France

France is on our minds and a big part of tonight’s show! Other topics: Religion, Politics, Not Joanie and Belgians. Plus: The Mystery of the Turkey in the Cave, Cucumbers and Cats, A Funny French Story™, Rude Waiters, You Went the Wrong way King Louie and Does that come with toast?

The Heart Wants What It Wants

Anne can’t remember A Very Funny Story™ but remembers the story about the Italian Kid, Love is a Mess, The Heart Wants What it Wants, Class Considerations, The One-Legged Blind Black Guy, “Child” Molestation and The Starbucks WAR ON CHRISTMAS. Also: Horrible Friends, BEST EVER, RSVPing, The Gum Wall and Joel the Blind Barber.

Team ‘Murica HECK YEAH

Anne can’t get it up, Who does Thanksgiving best, The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976), A Dentist who buys back candy, Juvenile Jeb, Full Sized Halloween Candy People, A Horrible Story™, Guantanamo and the World Series.

Monkey Fart Lodge

Hodge-Podge Lodge, Children’s Television, Cravings, Emergency Cake, Baked Butter, Agatha Raisin Mysteries, Vegan/Vegetarian/Pescatarian/Flexitarian, Ukrainian Veggies and the Great Monkey Fart Movement™. Also: Animal Cruelty, Halloween Parade and Menstruation on TV. Plus: NOT Benghazi.

Crock-Pot Dump Show

An education on Israel and Palestine, Anne feels better about German, Speaking Yiddish, The Bird Report™, Dump Dinners, Tracy Morgan and Larry David is Bernie Sanders.

Indigenous Repeat Day

Enjoy this Repeat episode of The Anne Levine Show from 2013:

Michael struggles with his Resolutions, Anne Loves Columbus Day, Did I Just say That?™, Pizzeria Salad, Sliced Apples and Michael’s Favorite Thing. Also: CLAPPING, The Butler, 42 and CHOWDA. Plus: Luminosity, News From the Dunes™, An Open Appeal to Ronna & Beverly, Too Drunk to get out of the car, and Sorry Sir, You’re Still Dead!

American Cray Cray

Sicario, Australians are taking over, Hillary Clinton, Saturday Night Live, People Shooting People, People Getting Shot, School Shootings, Shooters, Guns and more guns. Also: Mental Health, Homeland and WINDSURFING.

Black Mass (Pope Overload)

Pope Overdosing, The Donald’s Idea, One More Orange, Sukkot, NO ACCOMMODATION MADE, 11/22/63, Still NOT done with the Pope and Where are all the Women? Also: What’s in the package, A Novelty Song, Black Mass and F-Bombs galore!

What a Beach

Going to Uncle Louie’s, Not getting the memo, Changing your clothes in strange places TALKING REAL SOFT and what the Donald’s Hair might look like unfurled. Plus: David’s Friend, Nora and David Burns (no relation), The Emmys, Ben Carson’s Anti-Muslim stance Naked or Not™, and would Donald touch poop for $20?

A Gefilte Fish Story

They said it would never last, Rosh Hashanah, Great Name for a Rock Band, Tante Faigel’s Passoever Sadr, The Story of Pinky and Ruth and No Deed Goes Unpunished. Also: Lettuce Cups, EXTRA JELLY, Liquified Coffee Mousse and Honey Apple Cake. Plus: Etiquette!

Funny. Weekly. Sugar Free.