Category Archives: Rants

Ordinary Annie

The problem with Technical Difficulties is that they are quite often technically difficult as in the case of our aging website, which is where we store all of our podcasts.

Also: Put on your toque and Take Off with Tom, Thanksgiving in Canada, Living in Canada, Camping with Len, Rustic Can Openers, Swiss Chalet, Rotisserie Chicken, The origin of Canada’s Holiday, Skipping Facebook, How is this still a thing, Columbus Day, Atrocities, Haters on Twitter, Ordinary Annie, The Outback Steakhouse Satanic Conspiracy Theory, Weinstein’s Lament, GUNS, FREAK OUT over PUMPKIN SPICE, The UK Wife Carrying Race in Dorking Surrey, Subaru Bears and What The Hell happened to the rest of the show?

BE THE HAM

The 13th Annual Ham Toss is in the history books and here’s our report, The Winners, The Losers, The Late Arrivals, the Fashion, The Ham!. Also: Summertime, Full Moon, Strawberry Salsa, The NEW Barbie and Ken, Girl’s Trip, Tiffany and the Smiths get a Groupon™, The Wisconsin State Fair Food, Crickets, Cream Puffs and Montana – Really?

FROZEN FLAMINGOES

What’s UP at the Playhouse, Local Theater, WEDDING CRASHERS at the Big Wedding, NOT Wedding Crashers, Chinese Food, FACE MITES, July 4th on the Cape and The Bird Report™. Also, The Sprite of Bell’s Neck™, FLAMINGOES ARE MONSTERS, All of the people are here, SEX ON THE BEACH (Mayflower Beach), Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays and BIG Anniversaries. Plus: FAKE OBITUARIES, smrt, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and NATIONAL DAYS!

Members Only

D-Day, Talking for hours, Creative Put Downs, Judgemental Artwork, No Pistachios, REALLY MEAN TV SHOWS, Pick the Y -G and U, Double Schadenfraude, No Crullers, Tiger Woods and Advice from Julio! Plus: Cutting your junk off, Current Events and Kenny G. rapes a snowman.

Hooray For Schadenfreude

The French Presidential Election, Manny Macaroon, Kill Shelter or NO Kill Shelter, News From the Dunes™, Tick Trouble, LEWD NEIGHBOR, The Blessing of the Things, Drama Queen Steve, Fidgets, Buying the Bundy’s House and The Wedding of the Week! Plus: Our Hero Benjamin Ferencz!

Fish Balls

Miriam Greenblatt sends slippers, Fish Balls, Cold Brewed Coffee, That WITCH LISA JONES, Stealing Agnes’ Snacks, You ARE who you WERE, Old Lady Dorm Life, Boarding School Pranks and BOOKS. Plus: Memorial Day and The Wedding of the Week™!

But Otherwise I’m Fine…

Dayenu, Birds are the True Shiny Object Beings, Goldberg and Greenberg, The Passover Recap, Wandering Jews, Israeli Chinese Food, Marathon Day, The White House Easter Egg Rolland Where Is The Red House Where White People and Black People Buy Furniture? Also: WEDDING OF THE WEEK, What’s the Difference, Reconnecting with Miriam and Choate Rosemary Hall has BIG troubles.

Mural’s Wedding

Michael’s Plantain skills, Cape Cod’s Mystery Paintings For Sale, Anti-Semitism, Anne’s Wedding Consultancy, Weddings, Wedding Dresses, [NEW BOOK ALERT] I Actually Wore This, Nightmare Wedding Stories, Dresses Number Two and Three, The Pictures are the most important thing, Redoing the whole thing, Quick change Wedding, Destination Weddings and more!

Conspiracy Theories (Or ARE They?)

PI DAY, Chicken Noodle vs Chicken Soup, Anne’s Nemeses, Nice Guys, Crazy Great Great Grandpa Casper, Conspiracy Theories, Norman Fell, Messages from Prada and NOT Wiretapping Trump Tower. Plus: 9/11 was an inside job, Meet Tommy Gambino, The Fake Moon Landing, Oswald didn’t work alone, The Illuminati, Timothy P. Hitler, Pepsodyne University, Princess Diana was murdered, Ancestry and Kellyanne Conway thinks your microwave is spying on you.

Geico Jesus

Two favorite Hellos, Anagrams, the Sun Baby, A Bleepin’ Mess, The Hot Chocolate Sparrow, Posing the Question, Proselytising and Going to Hell. Plus: Pre-Jesus People, EST, Chick Fil-A, Getting Prayed for at the Gym, Thursday Visitation, What Show are you on, A Bomb Threat in Orleans, The Arrival and Captain Fantastic.