This Game Will End In Tears

Michael’s many things he does during the show, Boat with a Rope, Cindy Lou is Getting Married, This Game Will End in Tears, Mommy’s Little Helper, On the Dole, Snapple Brandy, Stupid Wedding Traditions and the New York Gay Pride Parade. Also: Anne’s First Wedding, Gail Poodlelaw, The Portuguese Festival, Alliteration, And A Great Name for a Band. Plus: Holy Moisture, Palestine and Israel, The Chicago Jerk Parade and Fat People Flying.

Traveling Salesmen BEWARE

Hot Fun in the Whatever This Is, Urban Sprawl, Gated Communities, The Summer Time Chime, The Traveling Salesman, Cargo Pants, and slooing down for stuff. Also: Anne Turns into One of Those People, A POOL ON CAPE COD, Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark, The Daily Show’s Trump Tweet Museum, Michael’s HUGE Google Machine, Sexist Xeroxing, Jeremy Corbyn “high fives” E. Thornberry, Schadenfraude Shout Out™, and The Mediterranean Collection from Subway. Plus: Travel Spoons!

Forrest Tucker Eye

Talking Llamas, Super Hot, Cat Herpes, TONY AWARDS, A New Development, A New Perfume, Forest Tucker Eye, F-Troop, Wonky Eyes, Revived Actresses, GROUNDHOG DAY, Whoopi Goldberg, SHOES, Rest Stops on the Jersey Turnpike and DRIVERLESS MOWERS. Plus: Hobbies, Don’t talk about it on the radio, Bells Neck and Life Lessons Wrapped in Pretzels. Also: Guadalcanal and banging into the Mic Stand.

Members Only

D-Day, Talking for hours, Creative Put Downs, Judgemental Artwork, No Pistachios, REALLY MEAN TV SHOWS, Pick the Y -G and U, Double Schadenfraude, No Crullers, Tiger Woods and Advice from Julio! Plus: Cutting your junk off, Current Events and Kenny G. rapes a snowman.