Take My Advice. Please.

A glimpse into a world of sartorial advice for the New Administration, What does Kellyanne eat, WHAT NOT TO WEAR, The Know How Look, The Muslim Ban, Being “Stopped”, Smokes if ya got’em, YAY CANADA, POTUS, The British Petition to Ban Trump and fighting to good fight. Falmouth is the place for Protests, RICH HAIR, The Onion Trolls the Press Secretary and Sean Spicer has tweeted out a password TWICE THIS WEEK. Also: Audiobooks, Bringing the pie and Innocent Hair.

Orange Is The New Whack

It’s the End of the World as we Know it, Happy Birthdays, The 2017 Women’s March, Protesting, LAPTOP ISSUES, Cabinet Appointments, Betsy DeVos, Planned Parenthood, Kellyanne Conway, The Bald Piano Guy, All Wives Matter and Sean Spicer’s Fashion Troubles. PLUS: ALTERNATIVE FACTS – Anne Levine is now a size 4 and Michael is 6′ 4″ tall and Kellyanne Conway looked Great in her Gucci (NOT made in America).

The Clowns 8 Doors Down

WHAT DAY IS IT, Which concert would you rather go to, Tie A Yellow Ribbon, MEMORIES (haha), Speed Scrabble with Len, Crap’n-Apple, The End of the Circus and Where to Meet The Guy of Your Dreams. Also: CraMango, The ACA and Politics. Plus: Send your postcards to Paul Ryan at home!

Hooray.

We’re just ABUZZ! Anne starts the show on a very upbeat note, Hoo-F’n-Ray, Hollywood and the 2017 Golden Globes, LIBERAL ELITES, Michael and Gustavo should form a club, Pharrell’s Get-Up, Writing Down Stuff, Best and Worst Dressed, CRANKY MICHAEL and What Did Carrie Fisher Get Buried In? Also, More Globes, MERYL STREEP, Some French Girl, Some movie we can’t remember, Strategery, MORE CRAP, BE CAREFUL OUT THERE and Israel’s right to exist.

Happy Holidays. Really.

2017, Here we go:

Anne is “One of THOSE People”, Shopping Problems, Government Terrorism, Michael’s Immense Knowledge of Nothing, 2016 SUCKED, Anne Finally Gets It, ANYWHO, Walking the Line, Gustavo Bonevardi, Happy Holidays, Googling John, Getting Specific With Your Swap, Holiday Gatherings Recap, A Year Without A Christmas, Big Brother, Anderson and Kathy Start the Year Early and a PUNK ROCK REVELATION.