Wooden Cheese & Other Conspiracies

Fake Olive Oil, Wood in Cheese, Slippery Priests, Ted Cruz is Not Non-Hypocritical, Michele Bachmann Doesn’t Not Know That Obama Didn’t Do It, Why Anne Loves Canada and Is Rubio Allowed to be President? Also: Dr. Love-Robinson, Who Really Started Isis and What Alex Jones has to Say.

The Bee Eater of Beruit

An Unexplained Absence, Egypt’s Magic Box™ that cures everything, Israel’s Super Secret Flapping Spy Program (SSFSP), 140 Million Years Older Than We Thought, The Supreme Court, Shape Shifters, Bernie Sandwiches and Is Three Cents a Squirrel Really Enough? Plus: Rest in Peace, Charles Lee Austin, Our Friend.

GROUND HOG DAY!

Ok campers, rise and shine and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s coooold out there! Also: The SAG Awards Fashion Choices, Keith Urban’s Schlong™, Refugees and Cape-Centric BAD MOVIES. Plus: The Take, Looking for those damn earrings, Freddie Mercury the Cow, A Few Words from the BBC and Ground Hog Day!