Ersatz Polyglotism

Hello and come on in, Spanish with an Italian accent, Federated ate the world, Coloring Pee, Scientology, The CN Tower and walking on air. Plus: Mike Huckabee says an utterly stupid thing, The Holocaust, Doing your own stunts, Brooks Brothers are Old Fashioned, MORE BIRTHDAY and One Type of Person This Happens to. Also: Night Will Fall, Ronna & Beverly and The More You Know.

Mission: Impossible

Anne’s birthday, Dinner out and The Whole Story of Tante Elaine™ are all we have time for in this episode but it’s enough! Plus: Lloyd visits the studio.

Not Talking About Them

We’re not talking about the people we aren’t talking about but the ones we are talking about are as follows: The Man vs Food guy, The Hasselhoff, Pope Francis, The Donald and whoever is making the Really Stupid Pizza™. Also: Dunkin Donuts vs Starbucks, Anne’s three nice friends (at least), Feeding Grandpa, Muscle Spasms and there’s no such thing as an insanity Defense.

The Wig Williams Show

This week’s Big Sports Show™ features Serena and Venus Williams (Serenus), their Mom, “Wig” Williams and their sisters, “Ghetto” & “Precious” Williams. Plus: People who suck, Independence Day and an Update on Tante Elaine! Also: Wimbledon and American Girls kick ass in The World Cup.