Paddy O’ Furniture

It’s not natural, How to do the show, calling the florist, The Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS), The Iditarod and If you have a parrot on your shoulder and do a somersault, was it you or the parrot who did it? Also: Michael’s tiny Gragger, LGBT and the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, Guantanamo, Alan Abel and News From the Dunes™.

Dis-Ease

Medical Stories! The Airy-Fairiest-New-Agey Chiropractor, Spinal Stenosis and Summer Fatigue. Plus: Pictures of Michael, Getting Stuck in a Storm Drain for $20, Fortune Cookies, Scratch Tickets, How To Win the Lotto, The Bird Report™ and News From the Dunes™. Also: A SPECIAL EVENT We are presented You Are There: The Sentencing of Charles I courtesy of Michael’s Midnight Matinee!

Look It Up

The Oscars, both the awards and the Blade Runner, Bad Plastic Surgery, Matthew McConaughey has a Jesus Moment and Redemption for Sarah Lawrence. Also: The WINNER of our Cape Cod Menu Rewrite Contest, News From the Dunes™, Professional English Majors and What Happens Next.