Escape From New York

Dangerous Dining™, Randy™, Where NOT to get your hair cut on the East Side and BEST Chinese Food in New York! Also: What they don’t know yet, looking back at 2013 and looking forward to 2014. Plus: Daniel’s marriage may be in trouble.

No Oprah

The Actual Party Michael Went To, Anne Talks Tricks, DANIEL UP FRONT, Randy Jackson Sells Guitars and Yakov Smirnoff is Doing All Right! Also: Some of our favorite things! Plus: Live Chat with Angela M!

NEW TOY

Daniel Right Off The Bat™, What To Do For Christmas, Archie Comics Trouble, Penis Size by State, No Longer Preexisting Conditions, Oklahoma is NOT OK and Harvard Students show off their stuff. Plus: Anne waitresses for fun, Anne and Michael Discuss Changing the Show Around, News From the Dunes™ and We Don’t Want To Say Who It Was™.

David, King of the Latkes

Michael WOWS everyone with his Seattle Trip Stories, Ordering from the Oceanside Knish Factory, Jews & Horses, Latkes, Bad Falafel and Where’d Daniel Go? Plus: Hearing from your Ex, “Ingredientses,” Thanksgiving on Cape Cod, “Indian Pudding” and Joe and Dan come for lunch. Also: Hanukkah, Larry King’s kids and News from the Dunes™.