You have no where to go and no way to escape the Zany that is tonight’s show:
Diving Right In™ (No Sound Effect), Christian Lighting, The Dangers of Sun Exposure, Mr. Tan Of the SPF Police and the Paleness Factor. Also: Banning the Polio Vaccine, Inappropriate Cleavage™, STOP CALLING 911 (or get arrested?), More Zombie Activity (this time in France) and Jerry Sandusky. Plus: Tanning Mom, The Bird Report™, News From the Dunes™ and What Did We Talk About Last Week?
Songs include: White Sky