Joanie Makes Up a New Word, Literally

Gun control is on a lot of people’s minds whether Pro or Con and we’ve caught the bug as well. Anne and Michael “The Stickler” discuss the abuse of the word “literally”, the aforementioned gun control, US Representative Trent Franks says we should take guns away from everyone (“including the police, that would solve the problem”), approval ratings of current and past Presidents and Anne dishes on the book, “Co-Opted“, with the author, Joan Bigwood. Plus: What to call our current decade, Joe Lieberman calls it quits, Anne says something AMAZING in Russian, a Kum Bah Yah moment and Michelle Obama blows our collective mind with her Red Dress. Also: Chuck Shumer and Tom Coburn talk Health Care.

Weeper of the House (Meow)

Several things could have happened on the show this week like an Interview with a very interesting author about her very interesting book and a discussion about the demise ofThe Civility Project but instead we propose the following: John Boehner bawls like a small child who has lost his favorite toy, The Golden Globes and its all-consuming controversy over the host, Anne’s NEW GLASSES, the Constitution Quiz, The 2nd Amendment and why gun advocates aren’t reported to don’t stop many crimes. Also: How Sarah Palin was horribly treated by the “media”, the Hollywood Starwhacker Conspiracy, a woman in Northern Michigan recreates The Last Supper entirely out of dryer lint and Anne recommends some new party trends.

Songs include: Under Pressure and Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

The Non-Alcoholic Show

This week’s show has just what it takes for good grooming, it contains lanolin ) the soothing oil that’s so much like the oil of your skin) keeps your hair neatly in place, gives it the handsome, successful look that helps you get ahead on the job and removes loose, ugly dandruff. While it is completing the aforementioned activities, Anne and Michael discuss the Holiday Vortex™, Podcast recommendations, the New Repeater/Corrector™ and The Land That Time Forgot. Michael visits his parents, going against tradition, Vinny’s BIG BIRTHDAY coming up, Miguel calls in and what’s up with all the dead birds? Also, The Goldberg’s, JLTV and Karl Pilkington buys his girlfriend a Christmas gift.

Songs include: (Every Time I Turn Around) Back in Love and Letter to Hermione