Lonely Hearts and Vampires

What are we celebrating? The Country’s 13th Most Racially and Culturally Sensitive Show, Marshall, Just Saying No to Aziz Ansari, GET OUT and The BIG Bagel Story. Plus: Beverly Hill’s Jewish Son, Michael’s New Soundboard, Jew-ISH, Shababnikim, American Crime Story – Gianni Versace Version, going against body type and LISTENER LETTER! Also: Shout outs, Family Tree Zaniness, Racist Relatives, and Lee Lee’s Rugelach. Sorry!

Tin Foil Tales

Stuff to See: The Wedding Plan, In Breeches, Filling the Void, Battle of the Sexes, The Beguiled, Martha Marcy May Marlene, and Downfall. Our CONTROVERSIAL GOLDEN GLOBES REPORT, Wear Clothes, Tin Foil or Baggie, Grammar Lessons, Oprah for president, and The Fourth Monkey. Also: Swedish!

The Party Report

This Week in the Life of a Jew of Cape Cod™, Hot Fun in the Summertime, Paranoia, The Evil Eye, HASHTAG NEW YEARS EVE, CNN NYE with Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, The Three Parties™, The CORE Group, Michaelsplaining, Randy Kaye gets STONED, Elizabeth Schwartz, SLY Stone, DETROIT and The Blood of Flowers. Plus Fregola Sarda Salad.

An Inferior Winston

Happy Boxing Day, New Year Hoe-Down, The Dumpster Fire that was 2017, The Next Day, The Weirdest Week EVER, The Woman at the Post Office, Hello Fresh, Blue Apron, LEVINE/LAVIGNE, Mr. Holbrook, Jews in Dennis, and you can’t dance at two weddings with one tuchus. Plus: Ezra Kedem, Cape Cod’s Most Popular Spoken Word Program, Understanding What Comedy Is, The Human Car Wash, Offending Relatives, Kobe Buffalomeat, Mr. Fartass, Darkest Hour, The Shape of Water and Stay Far Away from the Dell.

Mexican Coke

The excitement of the holidays, SO over it, The WORST Christmas Sweater, The Miracle of Hanukkah, The Human Car Wash, The WOMR/WFMR Capital Improvements Drive, Douchey Squirrel Behavior and Weed Wreaths. Also: Israeli Weed Donuts, The Book Club™, Sex in the Desert, Noah Hawley, Michael’s Owl, Religious Whackos, The 144,000, Sugar Wars, Politics, The Indian Detective, Hearing from Ezra, Canuck Attack, The Cat in the background and Thank You Rachel!

Touch and Run

SUPERMOON, Certainly Science-y, Anne the Grinchiest, Fake Christmas Feelings, The Back-Way Time Capsule™, Godless, No Television Shows For Christmas, Visions of Super Bowls Past, Anne tells you how Buy a Car AND return your stupid laptop. Plus: Volume Control, Randy Earl Jones has a grand time at Wal-Mart, The Make-Up Advent Calendar, Sex in the Driveway, The French Mistake and Michael’s New Project (Nantucket Basket Bracelets) and his FIRST SHOW at Scargo Pottery in Dennis, MA. ALSO, Bitcoins, The Supreme Court, World Aids Day and The John Outlaw Project.

Chowder Access

Two weeks of stuff, Vending Machines for the Rough Sleepers, What is making the noise, What Women Need, The Good Samaritan gets a BIG Surprise, In Lieu of the donation you wanted me to make, Black Friday GUN SALES, and The Supreme Court Takes a Pass. The woman from Downton Abbey goes South Western, NO FUN ON FACEBOOK, A Special Manger Scene (with a bite out of it), The Word of the Year, Current Events and Stuff™, Caviar, Lady Bird, Darkest Hour (or the Great Man Theory of History), We Shall NEVER Surrender, The Mooch gets uninvited, BAD RABBI, A Traditional Thanksgiving and the Golden Age of Everything.

Thanks Again!

This is a BEST OF Broadcast, Originally aired 11/16/10

Anne discusses politics and pickles with show correspondent Daniel “Auntie Frenchy” Button (Mrs.), A long time listener calls in with a question about kissing, Glee, George Takei has something to say, A Scotsman walks into trouble, Naturists vs Nudists, The Event, Stupid Democrats, The Shortest Blues Song ever, How much Russell Brand got ripped off for Katy’s wedding ring and what to do with extra testicles. Plus: “Fall Themed” sweaters, Favorite cakes.

Songs included: Rubber Ducky

Hammer Jam

The Birthday Review, an Indian McDonald’s can’t count their nuggets, A York (Canada, NOT Pennsylvania nor England) Tax Scam, Hammer Jam, Trying to get to Disneyland, and Anne takes the Concorde. Also: A Landlord Discriminating against Curry, Getting your junk shot at your bachelor party, driving your lawn mower drunk, Blowing a 2.5 Breathalyzer test, An H. Alan Scott update, On the Lanai, and getting thrown under the bus.

FULL BEAVER

All of the Valentine’s Babies, Dealing with Technological Glitches, Dumb People Town Stuff, Breckin Meyer, The Guy from the Future, The Dennis Village Halloween Hootenanny, The 10 Year Old Car Thief, The Full Beaver, and the Flipper -Offer got fired. Plus, Get The HECK OFF EARTH, Aliens, Polk County Florida Drunk Horse Riding, NOT Blackface blackface, Thirteen (Not Twenty), Moby Dick and Leonardo.

Funny. Weekly. Sugar Free.